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    Standart Friends Replikler-Şarkılar

    So no one told you life was gonna be this way
    Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
    It's like you're always stuck in second gear
    When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even yout year

    but I'll be there for you
    (When the rain starts to pour)
    I'll be there for you
    (Like I've been there before)
    I'll be there for you
    ('Cause you're there for me too) even your year

    You're still in bed at ten and work began at eight
    You've burned your breakfast; so far, things are going great
    Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
    But she didn't tell when the world has brought you down to your knees

    No one could ever know me, no one could ever see me
    Seems you're the only one who knows what it's like to be me
    Someone to face the day with, make it through all the rest with
    Someone I will always laugh with
    Even at my worst, I'm best with you

    It's like you're always stuck in second gear
    When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but i'll be........

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    Standart dialoglar :))

    [after Monica gets a disastrous haircut]
    Ross: How's Monica?
    Phoebe: She's calmed down a bit. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.
    Ross: How's the hair?
    Phoebe: I'm not gonna lie to you Ross. It doesn't look good.
    Joey: Can we see her?
    Phoebe: No, your hair looks too good. I think it would only upset her.
    Rachel: Oh.
    Phoebe: Ross, you can go on in.

    Rachel: Wha... married?
    Ross: Well, yeah, I think we should get married!
    Rachel: What? Because that's your answer to everything?

    Ross: You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*!

    Ross: What are you doing?
    Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some?
    Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.

    Ross: We were on a break!
    Chandler: Oh, my God! If you say that one more time, I'm going to break up with you!

    [seeing Monica and Chandler having sex through the window]
    Ross: Wait, no, no, what are you doing? Get off my sister!
    [rushes over there]
    Ross: Stop what you are doing, I saw you through the window!
    Chandler: Well, we had a good run. Five, six months, that is more some have in a lifetime. Bye.
    Monica: Wait, I can handle Ross.
    [opens door with her shirt buttoned wrong]
    Monica: What's up, bro?
    Ross: You!
    [chases Chandler around the table]
    Ross: You are my best friend. This is my sister.
    [Rachel and Joey come in]
    Rachel: What's going on?
    Chandler: I think, just think, Ross just found out about me and Monica.
    Joey: Dude, he is standing right there.

    Phoebe: It's not mine! If I kept it, it would be like stealing!
    Rachel: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!

    Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
    Joey: Yeah, right!... Y'serious?
    Phoebe: Oh, yeah!
    Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
    Monica: Absolutely.
    Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
    Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
    Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.
    Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
    Joey: [pause] ... Are we still talking about sex?

    Chandler: I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.

    Reporter: I like that. what's your name?
    [pointing tape recorder at Pheobe]
    Phoebe: Pheobe. That's, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in heobe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in... Ello there mate.

    Dr. Leonard Green: [Rachel has just told her father she's pregnant] Pregnant! Rachel Karen Green, tell me you're not pregnant!
    Rachel: Well, yes and no; except not no.
    Dr. Leonard Green: Who's the father?
    [looks at Phoebe]
    Dr. Leonard Green: Please, tell me it's not her!
    Rachel: No, no, Daddy; it's Ross, Ross Geller; you like Ross. C'mon, Daddy; you're going to be a grandfather. You're going to be a 'Poppy'!
    Dr. Leonard Green: [sniffling] You're right. I'm going to be a 'Poppy'. Okay, when's the wedding?
    Rachel: What?
    Dr. Leonard Green: The wedding! Rachel, don't tell me there's not going to be a wedding! Don't tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard!
    Rachel: Uh, February 2!

    Will: [about how he hated Rachel in high school] It wasn't just me. We had a club.
    Rachel: You had a club?
    Will: That's right. The I Hate Rachel Green Club.
    Rachel: O my God! So what? You all just join together to hate me? Who else was in this club?
    Will: Me and Ross.
    [points to Ross]
    Ross: No need to point. She knows who Ross is.

    [Monica knocks]
    Chandler: You can't come in.
    Monica: Why not?
    Chandler: Because, uh, Ross is naked.
    Ross: What?
    Chandler: Well, I couldn't tell her *I* was naked. She's allowed to see me naked.
    Ross: Why does *anyone* have to be naked?

    Joey: What? You made a bet. A bet is a bet. You bet on a bet, and if you lose you lose the bet.

    Ross: You know, you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a major crush on you.
    Rachel: I knew.
    Ross: You did. Oh... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
    Rachel: I did.

    Monica: You wanted it to be a surprise.
    Chandler: Oh, my God.
    Monica: Chandler, in all my life I never thought I would be so lucky as to fall in love with my best, my best...
    Monica: There's a reason why girls don't do this.
    Chandler: Okay, okay I'll do it. I thought, wait I can do this, I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, that you make me happier than I ever thought I could be and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. Monica, will you marry me?
    Monica: Yes.

    [Referring to Janice]
    Chandler: How can I dump this woman on Valentine's Day?
    Joey: I don't know. You dumped her on New Year's.
    Chandler: Oh man. In my next life I'm comin' back as a toilet brush.
    [Janice enters Central Perk]
    Janice: [to Chandler] Hello Funny Valentine.
    Chandler: Hello, Just Janice.

    Joey: Rach, you gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
    Rachel: A moo point?
    Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
    Rachel: Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?

    Joey walks into the Central Perk coffee shop]
    Joey: Hey Gunther, have you seen Chandler?
    Gunther: I thought you were Chandler.
    [Joey looks disturbed]
    Gunther: [motioning to Chandler] Um, one of you is over there.

    [Upon hearing Ross practicing the bagpipe for their wedding]
    Monica: Why must your family be Scottish?
    Chandler: Why must your family be *Ross*?

    Phoebe: It's ok Pheebs.
    Rachel: Honey, that's your name.
    Phoebe: Oh. I thought that was just something we called each other.

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    ROSS : Look, look, there’s got to be a way we can work past this. Okay, I can’t imagine, I can’t imagine my life without you.Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. Your good heart Rach ,and, and....

    RACHEL : No. I can’t, you’re a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just can’t stop picturing with her, I can’t, it doesn’t matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. It’s just changed, everything. Forever..

    ROSS : Yeah, but this can’t be it, I mean.

    RACHEL : Then how come it is?

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    Chandler: (entering from bathroom, with an issue of Cosmo) All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men.

    Ross: I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
    Joey: You could drink the fat.
    Ross: Hi, welcome, to an adult conversation.

    Chandler: Okay, well. Janice said 'Hi, do I look fat today?' And I, I looked at her....
    Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You looked at her. You never look. You just answer, it's just a reflex. Do I look fat? Nooo! Is she prettier than I **? Noo! Does size matter?
    Rachel: Nooo!
    Ross: And it works both ways.

    Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?
    Ross: You guys.
    Chandler: Oh, God.
    Joey: You got screwed.

    Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?

    Ross: I don't think I'm the dirty-talking kind of guy, you know?
    Joey: What's the big deal? You just say what you want to do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what you think other people might be doing to each other. I'll tell you what. Just try something on me.
    Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.

    Phoebe: I could be a secretary.
    Chandler: Well, you know Phoebs. I don't know if it's your kinda thing, because it involves a lot of being normal. For a large portion of the day.
    Phoebe: I could do that.

    Joey: Some girl ate Monica.
    Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.
    Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?

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    Standart Phoebe şarkıları

    1. blackout

    new york city has no power
    and the milk is getting sour
    but to me that is not scary
    cause i stay away from dairy


    i made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin'
    how was i supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen

    3.cremated mother

    my mother's ashes,
    even her eyelashes,
    are resting in a little, yellow jar. coma guy

    you don't have to be awake to be my man
    as long as you have brain waves i'll be there to hold your hand.
    though we just met the other day
    there's something i have go to say...


    they're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch
    soon they'll grow up and resent you so much
    now they're yelling at you and you don't know why
    and you cry and you cry and you cry
    and you cry and you cry..

    6.they found their bodies

    and they found their bodies the very next day
    they found their bodies the very next day... the shower

    i'm in the shower and i'm writing a song
    stop me if you've heard it
    my skin is soapy and my hair is wet
    and tegrin spelled backward is nirget.
    lather, rinse, repeat
    lather, rinse, repeat
    lather, rinse, repeat
    as needed!

    8.when i play

    when i play i play for me
    i don't need your charity!

    9.terry's a jerk

    terry's a jerk!
    and he won't let me work!
    and i hate central perk!
    (time passes by)
    and you're all invited to bite me!

    10.double-jointed boy

    he was a double, double, double-jointed boy

    stephanie knows all the chords!

    12.smelly cat
    smelly cat, smelly cat
    what are they feeding you?
    smelly cat, smelly cat
    it's not your fault

    they won't take you to the vet
    you're obviously not their favourite pet
    you may not be a bed of roses
    and you're no friend to those with noses

    (repeat chorus)

    13.two of them kissed last night

    there was a girl we'll call her betty
    and a guy let's call him neil
    now i can't stress this point too strongly
    this story isn't real.
    (time passes by)
    now our neil must decide
    who will be the girl that he casts aside?
    will betty be the one who he loves truly
    or will it be the one who we'll call l-l-lulie?
    he must decide, he must decide
    even though i made him up he must decide


    now grandma's a person who everyone likes
    she brought you a train and a bright shiny bike
    but lately she hasn't been coming to dinner
    and last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
    now your mom and your dad said she moved to peru,
    but the truth is she died and someday you will too


    there'll be times when you get older
    and you'll want to sleep with people
    just to make them like you
    but don't
    cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do
    that's another thing that you don't wanna do

    sometimes men love women
    and sometimes men love men
    then there are bi-sexuals
    though some just say they're kidding themselves

    17.barnyard animals
    oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
    oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
    then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up
    and that's how we get hamburgers.
    nowwwww chickens!

    18.smelly cat(with the whole gang)
    smelly cat, smelly cat
    what are they feeding you?
    smelly cat, smelly cat
    it's not your fault

    they won't take you to the vet
    you're obviously not their favourite pet
    you may not be a bed of roses
    and you're no friend to those with noses

    (repeat chorus)

    19.crusty old man

    ...and the crusty old man said "i'll do what i can"
    and the rest of the rats played maracas

    20.sticky shoes(with leslie)

    my favorite shoes so good to me
    i wear them everyday
    down at the heel, holes in the toe
    don't care what people say
    my feet's best friend, pals to the end
    with them i'm one hot chicky
    though late one night
    not much light
    i stepped in something icky

    sticky shoes, sticky shoes
    always makes me smile
    sticky shoes, sticky shoes
    next time i'll avoid the pile

    21.jingle bitch

    jingle bitch screwed me over
    go to hell jingle whore
    go to hell, go to hell, go to h-h-hell

    22.crazy underwear

    crazy underwear creeping up my butt
    crazy underwear always in a rut
    crazy underwear...

    23.the 66 colors of my bedroom

    ...fuschia and mauve
    those are the 66 colors of my bedroom

    24.dumb drunken bitch
    ...dumb drunken bitch!! sticky shoe

    my sticky shoe
    my sticky, sticky shoe
    why you stick on me, ba-a-bay?

    26.parading goats

    parading goats are parading,
    parading down the street.
    parading goats are parading,
    leaving little treats.

    27.paper mache

    (three snaps)
    i, i'm still waiting for my paper macheman

    28.tony tarzan
    little tony tarzan
    swinging on an nose hair
    swinging with the greatest of ease... song
    went to the store, sat on santa's lap
    asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
    said all you need is to write them a song
    now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along
    no don't sing along
    monica, monica, have a happy hanukkah
    saw santa claus, he said hello to ross
    and please tell joey, christmas will be snowwwwwy
    and rachel and chandler, (mumbles something) handler! :):)

    30.little fetus

    are you in there little fetus?
    in nine months will you come greet us?
    i will buy you some adidas

    31.little black curly hair

    i found you in my bed...
    how'd you wind up there?
    you are a mystery
    little black curly hair
    little black curly hair
    little black, little black,
    little black, little black,
    little black curly hair -bu şarkı Ross için :)

    32.first time i met chandler

    first time i met chandler
    i thought he was gay
    but here i ** singing
    on his wedding daaaay

    33.a few of my favorite things

    raindrops on roses
    and rabbits and kittens
    bluebells and sleighbells
    and something with mittens
    la la la la la la something with string....

    34.whenever i get married

    whenever i get married
    guess who i won't ask to sing!
    somebody named geller! and somebody else named bing!!!

    35.who's gonna perform the ceremony?

    who's gonna perform the ceremony?
    who's gonna perform the ceremony?

    36.thought phoebe would leave

    we thought phoebe would leave
    but she just stayed and stayed
    that's right, here all night
    and chandler will never get **** ¸

    love is sweet as summer showers,
    love is a wondrous work of art,
    but your love oh your love, your love...
    is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart.
    la-la-la-la-la- (some guy gives her some change and to that guy she says) thank you.

    benim favorilerim Smelly Cat, Grandma, Two Of Them Kissed Last Night ve Holiday Song :img-grin2

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